The Rules

  • WE CAN'T PLAY WHAT WE DON'T HAVE - There is a searchable database of our songs at below. If your song isn’t on that list, then there is no way of us playing it (Obviously).

  • NO GUARANTEES - Just because you requested it, doesn’t mean it will be played. We get dozens of requests, and we only get time to play the best songs.

  • DON'T BE A DICK - We have had people scream and get physically abusive. Why? Because we didn’t play the song they wanted, when they wanted it. Don’t be like that. Ever.

  • WE TAKE BRIBES - If you want to bribe us… I mean buy us a drink, do so via the button below – we’ll be eternally grateful and ignore any of the above rules!

    Request a Song

      The songbook

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